Archive for September, 2003

the tofutrix has me.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003

I am currently eating tofu dogs. I know that the matrix is telling me that they’re not as tasty as real meat hot dogs, but i’m sure the matrix knows these are better for me, if only spiritually. These dogs also seem to have fake chunks of grissol in them, how lovely.

Tihs is ietnresnitg

Tuesday, September 16th, 2003

WorkSnee: ‘Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.’ Nifty!

Meteoriffic!

Friday, September 12th, 2003

An update on the rumble felt in Nanaimo the other day: I heard a few claims that it was felt in Victoria (100km south), but that could all be false. There is also now a news report about the incident, which asks more questions than it answers. The latest and most plausible theory is that it was a meteor(ite) passing overhead.

nukeulicious.

Wednesday, September 10th, 2003

Today i was in Sears when the whole building rumbled. Apparently, it wasn’t just the building, it was the whole city of Nanaimo. Rumours suggest that a warhead was detonated in Nanoose Bay, a nearby military test area. Hmm.

Bloggiversary.

Monday, September 8th, 2003

Today is the 2 year anniversary of the start of this blog. Before this particular blogging mechanism was in place, i was updating ye olde index.html by hand, and truncating old updates. Since then, a lot has happened, and a lot of nothing has happened. And now i shall go and drink another cup of tea.