Let me tell you a story. Once, there was this guy named sema4, who graduated from high school and went to university. One of the prime objectives of attending university was to get a girlfriend, since this was something that had been quite far out of reach while at home in high school, and thus sema4 felt quite unfulfilled. After a short period of time living in campus residence, sema4 had identified THE target of his affection, and was determined to remain persistent. Despite other options (which would of course prove to be better options much later on) sema4 remained focused and by November, he had a girlfriend. We will call her Helga. Now, this relationship was sort of repressive for sema4. He felt a little bit ‘controlled’ by Helga, however, he loved her and that was what mattered, and they did have a lot of fun times together. And while the relationship had some downs, by the end of the year, sema4 and Helga were still together. However, there was a little strange analogy that sema4 used to describe his sadness with the relationship:
“She’s like this small glass sculpture sitting on a shelf. And while she’s up there on the shelf, she looks beautiful. But when you reach up to touch her, even just a light touch, she flies off the shelf and smashes violently onto the ground into a million pieces.”
Or something like that. Anyways, the general feeling was that he had to tread lightly or risk everything going to hell. So, summer came, and sema4 returned home for a while, and found that once he was away from Helga for a while he felt so much better, and free’er (sp?), and hey, there was this girl he worked with who he thought was pretty damn cool (we’ll call her Bridget). Very quickly sema4 realized that it was time to end the current relationship, because… it had run its course. So on an mid summer visit to see Helga, he broke the news that he no longer loved her and that they should break up. This was not taken well by her, and it was taken even worse when she found out that sema4 did not want to have extra-relationship sex with her! So, our now-single sema4 returns home, feeling relieved that he was able to take care of the situation, and by the end of summer is going out with Bridget. In the last 2 weeks he goes on a camping trip with Bridget and her folks, and holy crap, they happen to end up camping in the same campsite as Helga and her parents!!!! Helga sees sema4 and Bridget holding hands and gets the idea that she was dumped for another woman. Crying ensues, but fortunately that is Helga’s last night at the campsite. Yeah. So, school starts up again, and while sema4 is no longer attending university, he spends time on campus visiting his friends. And Helga gets wind of this and comes to “visit” him at his friend’s dorm room, which really means she’s come to vent her anger which has been stewing since the campsite incident. Helga slaps sema4 in the face and goes on some rant, while sema4 is thinking to himself “wow, am i glad i am not with this crazy person anymore!”. Rumor has it that Helga went on a dumping spree to ‘get back’ at sema4, by dating guys and having sex with them solely so she could dump them and crush their egos. sema4 and Bridget soon went their separate ways but eventualy found nice people to get married to.